[轉]兩個女人在天堂聊天 Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven

chiahuo

1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?
女士A：喔！那後來呢？

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
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oobird

很爆笑，還可學英文，只是兒童不宜！

chiahuo

哈哈，小弟沒想到，限制的部份很少啦

呆呆

這個故事告訴我們,無論大小老婆都可以上天堂

oobird

呆兄總有驚人之語。
我倒覺得這個故事告訴我們，躲在冰箱內不會被找到，不過要先拔電源！

呆呆

我那有驚人之語
是標題自己寫   兩個女人在天堂聊天
然後內容是一個大老婆一個小老婆都在死後前往該地
我不過是陳述事實
難道這不是事實嗎?