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1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
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1st woman: So, what happened?
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2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
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I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
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I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
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1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
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